- me: i'll just add 'haha' at the end so i don't sound mean
my mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
(via thegingerinleeds)
i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you
ohhh so that’s why no one ever talks to me!
(Source: foodnun, via thegingerinleeds)
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
spread your wings, baby! you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!
hit me baby one more time!!1
(via thegingerinleeds)